Molvania

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Molvania, birthplace of the polka and whooping cough, is often overlooked as a tourist destination but thanks to this fully up-dated Jetlag Travel Guide the keen traveler can now enjoy one of central Europe's best-kept secrets.Everything you need to know about this unique nation, 'a land untouched by modern dentistry' is here including:

Useful phrases: Sprufki Doh Craszko?What is that smell?

Eating Out: As a rule, eating out in Molvania is quite cheap... but in some larger cities you may be expected to pay extra for a waiter with a moustache.

Accomodation: At the top end you can't go past Hotjl Palfvi.It's a 250-year-old Carmelite convent that has been tastefully restored with a real eye for period detail.For example, each room features a large wooden crucifix that opens to reveal a fully-stocked mini-bar.

Culture:The national anthem was chosen in 1987 as part of a competition, sung to the tune of 'Oh What a Feeling' from Flashdance, the third verse is generally considered optional.'

Traumziel Molwanien: Da müssen Sie hin. Da kommen Sie nie hin. Molwanien gibt's nämlich gar nicht. Aber den ersten umfassenden Reiseführer dazu. Und der erfindet ein ganzes Land komplett mit Sprache, Nationalhymne, Knoblauchschnapps und Kleidergrößen. Lachen Sie nur, aber lachen Sie nicht zu laut, denn Molwanien ist überall.