Drink, Slay, Love

Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie!Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampirefond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly eviluntil the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops. Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns dont exist), and theyre shocked she survived. Theyre even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearls family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the Kings feastas the entres. The only problem? Pearls starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friendsespecially the cute guy who makes her fangs acheto be slaughtered? Then again, shes definitely dead if she lets down her family. Whats a sunlight-loving vamp to do?

Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie!Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampirefond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly eviluntil the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops. Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns dont exist), and theyre shocked she survived. Theyre even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearls family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the Kings feastas the entres. The only problem? Pearls starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friendsespecially the cute guy who makes her fangs acheto be slaughtered? Then again, shes definitely dead if she lets down her family. Whats a sunlight-loving vamp to do?