The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook

Cassandra Reeder is an avid home cook and lifetime geek. For over a decade, she has been helping other geeks and nerds all over the world make their fictional food fantasies come true at geekychef.com. Cassandra extended this mission as the author of the Geeky Chef cookbook series, which includes: The Geeky Chef Cookbook, The Geeky Chef Strikes Back, The Geeky Chef Drinks, and The Geeky Bartender Drinks. She is also the author of The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook. Cassandra currently lives in Portland, Oregon.

The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook celebrates the 35th anniversary of the iconic movie with fun trivia and 50 food and drink recipes from its most memorable scenes.

INTRODUCTIONBooooooze!DRINKS AND COCKTAILS Vizzini’s Iocane Fizzini Fire Swamp Flame Spurt Dead Pirate Robert’s “No Survivors” Bumbo Vengeful Spaniard’s Sangria “Mostly Dead” Corpse Reviver “Cliffs of Insanity” Shot The Brut Squad “The Sea After a Storm” Dark and Stormy Four White Horses Not a Witch’s BrewAre you just ladling around with me or what?SOUPS AND STEWS Fezzik’s Restorative Stew Florinese “Mawidge” Soup “Unemployed in Greenland” Suaasat Farm Boy Stew Grandfather’s Matzo Ball SoupDo you always begin meals this way?APPETIZERS AND ACCOMPANIMENTS “Not a Lot of Money in Revenge” Beggar’s Purses “Life is Pain” Pandemain Arancini à la Vizzini Fiery Spanish Croquetas Gentle Giant’s Gargantuan Gougères Six-Fingered Man Skewers (Rugen’s Flammkuchen) “Battle of Wits” Brie and Apple Crostini The National Dish of Florin Swordmasters’ Fon-Duel Have You the Wings?Prepare to dine!MAIN COURSES Pre-Torture Nourishment Buttercup’s Perfect (Chicken) Breasts The Albino’s MLT: Mutton, Lettuce, Tomato Roasted R.O.U.S. Shrieking Eel Pie Hippopotamic Land Mass Lollipops The Capo Farro Technique The Pirate Ship Revenge Salmagundi Humperdinck’s Crown Roast The Machine’s Excruciating TourtièreI’ll eat you both apart!I’ll bake you both together!CAKES, PIES, AND TARTS Princess Buttercups Flaming Fezzik Flambé “As You Wish” Appeltaart Princess Bridal Cake Have Fun Storming the Chastletes!Skip to the end . . .OTHER DESSERTS AND CANDIES Clever Sicilian’s “Inconceivable!” Dessert Miracle Max’s Chocolate-Covered Miracle Pill Anybody Want a Peanut (Buttercup?) Man in Black’s “No One to Be Trifled With” Trifle Lightning Sand Parfait Hello Lady(fingers)! Kissing Book Kisses Oh, You Mean THIS Gate Key (Lime Posset)! Twu Wuv Twuffles Cherry Pits of DespairVEGAN, VEGETARIAN, AND KOSHER REPLACEMENTSPARTY PLANNINGACKNOWLEDGMENTSABOUT THE AUTHORINDEX