European History For Dummies

Read about the world's smallest continent's incredible history: From Greek gods and mad Roman emperors to kings, queens, Visigoths, and Normans You meet Visigoths in Africa and Normans in Sicily; an Italian who talked to his books and another who conquered a kingdom and gave it away; Roman emperors who weren't Roman; and Holy Roman Emperors who weren't holy (or Roman). This is the story of Europe's rich history rolled into one thrilling account in plain English. European History For Dummies takes you on a fascinating journey through the disasters, triumphs, people, power, and politics that have shaped the Europe we know today - and you'll meet some incredible characters along the way! From Roman relics to the Renaissance, World Wars, and Eurovision, this accessible guide packs in the facts alongside fun tidbits and brings the past alive. You meet the two Catholic kings of Spain (one was a woman) and the Spanish king who never smiled. You discover a German monk who split Europe in two because he was so afraid of going to hell. And what about the great European war that started when two nobles were thrown out of a window onto a dungheap? Well, at least they had a soft landing. If you don't remember much of what you learned about European history at school, if you didn't like those dry school textbooks, if you think European history sounds a bit hard, but you're interested anyway, this is the book for you. Inside you'll discover: The varied history of the world's smallest continent, its origins, and its huge impact on the world How the Romans shaped the ancient world, what they learned from the Greeks, and what they lost to the barbarian tribes The many battles of the Middle Ages and the leaders who waged them The medieval people's great achievements in building and learning Europeans' world explorers, including Columbus and Vasco da Gama Unfortunate religious wars and the persecution of witches Europe's world domination in the 18th and 19th centuries The world wars of the 20th century European life today Get your own copy of European History For Dummies to learn all of that and more -- including the ten Europeans who dominated the continent, ten unforgettable dates, and ten European locales you'll absolutely want to visit.

Read about the world's smallest continent's incredible history: From Greek gods and mad Roman emperors to kings, queens, Visigoths, and NormansYou meet Visigoths in Africa and Normans in Sicily; an Italian who talked to his books and another who conquered a kingdom and gave it away; Roman emperors who weren't Roman; and Holy Roman Emperors who weren't holy (or Roman). This is the story of Europe's rich history rolled into one thrilling account in plain English. European History For Dummies takes you on a fascinating journey through the disasters, triumphs, people, power, and politics that have shaped the Europe we know today - and you'll meet some incredible characters along the way! From Roman relics to the Renaissance, World Wars, and Eurovision, this accessible guide packs in the facts alongside fun tidbits and brings the past alive.You meet the two Catholic kings of Spain (one was a woman) and the Spanish king who never smiled. You discover a German monk who split Europe in two because he was so afraid of going to hell. And what about the great European war that started when two nobles were thrown out of a window onto a dungheap? Well, at least they had a soft landing.If you don't remember much of what you learned about European history at school, if you didn't like those dry school textbooks, if you think European history sounds a bit hard, but you're interested anyway, this is the book for you. Inside you'll discover:* The varied history of the world's smallest continent, its origins, and its huge impact on the world* How the Romans shaped the ancient world, what they learned from the Greeks, and what they lost to the barbarian tribes* The many battles of the Middle Ages and the leaders who waged them* The medieval people's great achievements in building and learning* Europeans' world explorers, including Columbus and Vasco da Gama* Unfortunate religious wars and the persecution of witches* Europe's world domination in the 18th and 19th centuries* The world wars of the 20th century* European life todayGet your own copy of European History For Dummies to learn all of that and more -- including the ten Europeans who dominated the continent, ten unforgettable dates, and ten European locales you'll absolutely want to visit.

Introduction 1Part I: Origins of a Continent 7Chapter 1: Not So Much a Continent, More a Way of Life 9Chapter 2: The Stone Age Rocks 19Part II: Europe of the Ancients 31Chapter 3: You're Ancient History! 33Chapter 4: The Ups and Downs of the Roman Empire 49Part III: Middle Ages 63Chapter 5: Dancing in the Dark Ages 65Chapter 6: Gold, Murder, and Frankish Sense 79Chapter 7: Knock, Knock, Knocking Heads at Heaven's Door 95Chapter 8: Don't Call Us Medieval! 109Part IV: New Ideas, New Worlds 123Chapter 9: Back to the Future: The Renaissance 125Chapter 10: Reformation Ruckus 139Chapter 11: Mass and Massacre: The Wars of Religion 153Chapter 12: Tsar Wars 167Chapter 13: Absolute Power: The Sun King Rises 181Part V: Europe Rules the World 195Chapter 14: The (Almost) Irresistible Rise of France and Russia 197Chapter 15: Seeking Enlightenment 211Chapter 16: France Catches a Cold - and We're All Still Sneezing 225Chapter 17: Grime Wave: Europe Gets Industrial 239Chapter 18: Building Nations 253Part VI: Europe Tears Itself in Two 267Chapter 19: Europe's Age of Empire 269Chapter 20: The War to End All Wars - Doesn't 283Chapter 21: Revolution in Russia 297Chapter 22: Europe Goes to Extremes 311Chapter 23: World War to Cold War 325Chapter 24: Eurovision 339Chapter 25: New Millennium: New Europe 351Part VII: The Part of Tens 365Chapter 26: Ten Europeans Who Dominated the Continent 367Chapter 27: Ten Days That Shook Europe - and the World 373Chapter 28: Ten Places (apart from Naples) to See Before You Die 379Chapter 29: Ten Things Europe (and the World) Could Have Done Without 385Index 391